Mint condition · Zero dignity

Poop Pons

Too clear to hide. Too dumb to die.
Two glass misfits turning every dirty candle into transparent chaos.

A translucent mint glass Poop Pons mascot launching through a liquid splash LAUNCH FORM / 001

Specimen 002 / The duo

Small Scout.
Big Vault.

02 / Lore

The stain
never stuck.

They were leftovers from a failed liquidity test: Scout, the first wobble out of the lab, and Vault, the quiet giant holding the last clear drop.

The chart tried to stain them. It couldn’t. Now every red candle only makes the Pons shine harder.

SCOUT / 01Moves first. Thinks later.
VAULT / 02Holds the flow. Never blinks.
Scout and Vault inside a surreal transparent liquidity chamber

03 / Roadmap

From drip
to overflow.

Three phases. No giant promises. Just clean momentum.

PHASE 01

Glass

Launch. Links live. Pons out.

01
PHASE 02

Flow

Memes multiply. Liquidity wakes.

02
PHASE 03

Overflow

The community takes the vault.

03

04 / Live flow

Watch the
liquidity move.

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